I couldn't make 100. 74 was a stretch.

1. I'm amazingly intelligent.
2. I'm bitingly witty.
3. I'm obscenely clever.
4. I'm a sarcastic bitch, which explains #'s 1-3. It also explains the header fonts on my sidebar titles. It's my way of thumbing my nose at the hypocrites who trash other's blogs while committing some pretty heinous "style" mistakes themselves.
5. I'm a very loyal friend.
6. I had Gastric Bypass surgery in October 2005.
7. I'm still fat.
8. Even though I'm very outgoing, I hate talking to people most of the time.
9. I was a good student until I hit high school.<--this was my husband's but I left it the same because it's true for me too.
10. I never went to college.
11. I cannot spell without a spell checker to save my life.
12. I'm continuously surprised by how many words I actually can spell correctly.
13. I was a virgin until I was 26 (almost 27).
14. I have only slept with one person, that being my husband.
15. I'll love my husband forever and if someone asked me, I would die for him right now.
16. I'm hopelessly clueless when it comes to politics but I have a very strong opinion about them.
17. I only own 2 pairs of shoes (and one of them I can't find).
18. I like watching porn.
19. I give great head. It's true, ask my husband. He's a lucky man.
20. I am far too sensitive with regard to "girlie" type stuff and will cry at the drop of a hat.
21. Even though I'm in my 30's, I still love teen angst movies.
22. I'm perpetually stuck in the 80's with regard to everything pop culture related and like it that way.
23. I say fuck too much. Fuck.
24. I actually like my job, although I'm not crazy about my bosses.
25. I own a Spice Girls CD.
26. I met my husband on the internet.
27. My husband and I had never "met" (in person) before the day we moved in together...7 1/2 years ago.
28. For the first time in 3 apartments since moving here, I actually like the one we live in now.
29. I have shoplifted.
30. I have been arrested (not for #29).
31. I am an abuse survivor.
32. I have not spoken to my father in 6 years.
33. I still talk to a girl I knew in highschool who lives in another state.
34. Hypocrites piss me off.
35. I love animals, especially cats.
36. My mom and I actually have a good relationship.
37. I have been on a cruise to the caribbean.
38. I have one tattoo.
39. I had an earring in my right ear that actually sunk into my ear.
40. I am an attention whore.
41. I like starting fights with idiots on the internet.
42. I play poker.
43. I like Charmed and Beverly Hills 90210 (high school not college).
44. I am very good at my job.
45. I don't know shit about web design or html or php or anything like that.
46. I won 2 trophies for bowling when I was a kid.
47. I am not afraid to admit when I'm wrong.
48. I am VERY stubborn.
49. I don't have a driver's license.
50. I have driven a car exactly 6 times in my 34 years on this planet.
51. I love to shop although I don't do it that much.
52. I am a good cook.
53. I love the magic of seeing a movie in the theater.
54. I cannot eat bbq because of my surgery (it makes me sick).
55. I have smoked weed (a.lot).
56. I have lived in 5 states.
57. I have moved cross country twice and a total of 4 times in one year (in the SAME year).
58. Sometimes I can be too trusting.
59. I'm too interested in celebrity gossip.
60. I went through a period of 6 months when I was 16 where I would not eat meat and cheese at the same time.
61. I have been in a tv commercial.
62. I was broadcast on a national afternoon tv show on The USA Network (call in).
63. I took gymnastic lessons when I was 10.
64. I took ballet lessons when I was...um...younger than 10.
65. I took piano lessons at some point too.
66. I've never watched the TV show, "Lost".
67. I hate it when I've only watched a tv show twice and it's the same episode.
68. I would prefer having the weekend off than any other 2 days in a row during the week.
69. I've done this exactly twice.
70. I hate cleaning.
71. I returned some books once because I thought they were too sexually depraved.
72. I'm not allergic to anything (that I know of).
73. I have been so drunk that I thew up once.
74. I love gay people and miss being a faghag.

04/30/2006