Saturday, July 29, 2000

omgosh..heh...its soooo colorful...muchos grassyass to muh bubby fer puttin up wif me "no i dun like that..no i want that..no change that back..no wait i liked it before change it again"
he's so smart...n purdy 2 heh
hope yall enjoy..more links comin up soon =)
7/29/2000 03:08:03 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

new page !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/29/2000 02:50:19 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

Friday, July 28, 2000

plah
7/28/2000 11:45:32 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

mid. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
7/28/2000 09:48:38 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

i havnt blogged yet 2day but i dun got nuffin 2 say so =Þ

o wait theres one thing
lyons blog is up woooooohooooooooo!!
7/28/2000 09:47:22 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

Thursday, July 27, 2000

he.whore my niples r even hard
7/27/2000 10:51:17 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

i love causin trouble..heh
7/27/2000 06:58:53 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

member when u used 2 be able 2 put yer av at the top of the page?..gosh i miss the old days...
7/27/2000 06:37:45 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

vchat...now a whole new way 2 experience ebonics in vp...

yay
7/27/2000 06:31:37 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

why is it that i can set my microwave for 90 seconds...but when i try 2 set it for 130 seconds..it only cooks stuff for a minute and a half?
7/27/2000 06:09:06 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

we have all typed it so dun lie..but here for posterity(sp)

;p;
7/27/2000 05:39:18 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

owwie..joes blog is forked....now my eyes r buggin
7/27/2000 05:36:40 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

amendment to the list...
i luv laney cuz she o so peshal
i luv davey cuz he let me tag his butt
7/27/2000 04:02:49 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

m'k..time fer a mushy blog...
what do i love bout all muh friends in vp...
i luv jan cuz shes got one a the cutest voices around n always makes me giggle when she says "fuck"
i luv buggy cuz he got dat thang..who knows what it is...but it drives da womens crayzay
i luv thadd cuz he let me fuck wid one a his gests so long ago n din get mad at me fer doin it
i luv lizzie cuz she down wid the bbv funk
i luv rosiG cuz she jus so sweet n listens 2 me when i whine
i luv chinz cuz this one time...at band camp...
i luv pizza cuz he makes absolutely no sense but i can always count on him 2 make me smile
i luv goldi cuz she lets me paint her lips
i luv mid cuz she cums on muh face n tells me 2 stick muh hands down muh pants
i luv jess cuz she says werds like "vi0lation", "oi", n "fucktard"
i luv 13 cuz she gives me that funny feelin..like when we used 2 climb the rope in gym class
i luv myst cuz he can talk hockey wid nite so's i dun hafta
i luv spaz cuz he luvs his baby =)
i luv 4d cuz of dat hummina gest..omgosh
i luv lisa cuz she gits drunk n sings silly songs

im feelin like i fergot sumbody but dun know who..if i member, there will be additions 2 the list
that is all
7/27/2000 02:49:42 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

*sigh*..i hate when nite leaves....he shoulda called in sick =(
7/27/2000 02:14:34 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

ew..i jus sneezed n sumfin flew out n hit the chair next 2 me...where the hell's the kleenex...
7/27/2000 12:18:54 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

weeeeeeeeeee! we finally got long distance!!!!!!!!! *cabbage patchin*
7/27/2000 12:17:55 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

ok so im sittin on muh ass in the middle of the action section 2nite at work, in muh unee-form bookendin movies n slidin em over on the shelf...n this chick comes over n says..."do u work here?"...
7/27/2000 02:43:05 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

Foster's...Australian for vaginal lubricant...
7/27/2000 02:19:31 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

Tuesday, July 25, 2000

ugh...wtf...."the page cannot be displayed"...FUCK U..dammit
aw hell...
plah
7/25/2000 12:56:16 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

jus went thru n read other pplz blogs...n jus wanna say..i swear 2 god for those of u who have me on links that im not stuck up r nething, jus retarded, so gary hasta do it for me....but i will be gettin links 2 all yer sites soon...n a guestbook 2..n maybe a counter cuz now im curious n stuff...n like...um...sum other stuff 2..cuz muh site is mega-plain....n gosh i wish i could do this shit my self...god im such a retard...i swear..how difficult is it?...everybody but me can do it...ugh...i need a brain upgrade...o0o..i like that...brain upgrade...that fits me...gosh im babblin...o well....dats what i do best...lmfao@givin muh mom mine n gary's blog addys at the airport the other day..."guess ill hafta tone down the language" (from gary)
yuh right...when my moms puttin 2gether furniture, she could make sailors blush...heh
i wubba muh mommy..heh...she's the kewlest..n said she wuz nervous 2 bout meetin gary n his mom n sis..heh...
suddenly my mind has gone blank...*brain fart*
like 20 seconds ago there wuz a tone of shit in there for me 2 type, but it all *poofed*...think ill git sumthin 2 eat n maybe watch a lil tv b4 i get ready for work....gary should be up soon...ho hum...mtblah...blah blah teleblah...
that is all
7/25/2000 12:54:46 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

ok..nite did it so i hafta do it...as this site so adeptly points out...ima sheep
my top 5 list of the hottest guys on the planet...in order from least 2 most...
5.)Heath Ledger-omgosh...heh..he's from down under..need i say more?
4.)Tom Cruise-"You...complete...me." *sigh*...the phrase every woman is diein 2 hear...
3.)Brad Pitt-i wuznt gonna include him, but jus the site of him ridin up on horseback in Legends Of The Fall..hair all billowin n shit..mmmmm
2.) Christian Bale-he's got that k-9 teeth thing goin on...yummy
1.) muh bubby, Gary...heh...may sound trite..but he gives me that funny feelin' in my tummy...n makes me giggle 2..heh

so there u have it...do with it what u will...
7/25/2000 12:04:17 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

m'k..i have a gripe...u know what i REALLY hate?...ppl who take advantage of the friendship of other ppl...for instance...ppl who r friends with someone...who happens to be someone elses man (n for the record no im not talkin bout me)...and that person calls them...sweetie...honey....dear...
ppl who send other pplz men naked or otherwise sexually explicit material...ppl who spend all their vp time hooked to other pplz men in what im assuming is a blatant attempt to undermine an otherwise healthy and thriving relationship...wake up girls....how would u feel if this were being done 2 u?...now...this is not jus a rant on all the fuckin skanky ho's that r out there...(an amazing percentage of which are in vp)...i know it takes 2 to tango...but lets face it girls...when wuz the last time that u watched a girl flirt openly with your man....n when it was over, u turned n said "she was hittin on u, hon..." n he looks at u like u jus told him the formula for uranium..."what r u talkin bout?..she wuz jus bein nice..."...men dun get it...see...they flirt by checkin out a chicks body...or by openly being very forward(hey nice av....need i say more?)...so they dun see it....women are subtle...devious even...2 a fault...a woman knows how to test the waters of a relationship to see if theres room 2 wiggle in there...get their slimey claws into position...and rip apart the very fabric of a relationship....
this next part is for the guys...these are some of what a girl looks for if she is deciding whether or not your relationship is solid...ie...can i have him if i want him?...so pay the fuck attention...see if ne of this applies 2 u
1.)Does he talk about his girlfriend all the time?-although this may at first glance seem a tad obsessive on the part of the man, it tells us everything (by us i mean women) if he cant get her off his mind long enuff 2 hold an intelligent conversation, there is absolutely know way in hell that i can wiggle my way in here...
2.) Does he mention his girlfriend AT ALL?-this tells us 2 things, depending on how well we know the man in question...a.) he's shy, and protective of his girl and his relationship with her...he's not one to gush and spill bout what amazing sex they had, or about the really kewl thing she got him the night before that he had been wanting but never told her about (if this is the case, and we know whether it is or not guys, then we know...absolutely no chance...nebody who is so protective of a relationship is not gonna fuck it up by being sucked in ...pardon the pun) or b.) he's with her cuz maybe she puts out..gives good head...cooks well...lets him watch sports...etc...theres room 2 breathe in this relationship and thats all i need(in this case we will move in subtly..maybe make a few inquiries into the relationship, nothin obvious, but very directed ?'s that tell us all we need to know...and then we move from there...feeding his ego....acting the poor damsel in distress as it were)
3.) Does he seem more excited to see me than his own girlfriend?-guys..if u are connecting icq and waiting with bated breath 2 see if that one chick (who is not your girlfriend) is online, and worse-if u get extremely bummed out if she's not, wake the fuck up...you need 2 be payin that attention 2 yer chick.
4.) Does he remember my b-day?-now...2 the average half way intelligent man, this seems like nothing...a niceness infact that most men would pride themselves on...2 the average man stealing bitch, however...this is all the info she needs...if the other 3 are in place..and he remembers yer b-day, this tells us one thing...he digs me...for guys in general, at least as far as i can tell, bdays r no big thing, jus another day...2 chicks, however, this is our day...the one day of the year reserved for us...the day when u feel the best about yerself (unless yer a vain, bitter person but those are rarely seen in vp..haha...) and for the guy yer trying 2 get yer hooks into 2 spring up n say "happy bday!"...well...dats power. means that he's thinkin of u...making a point to remember u...
now, keep in mind fella's...this is not a word for word, itemized list of what exactly a man stealing bitch is gonna be looking for..but it gives u an idea...a road-map if u will...a cosmo-esque type insight into the inner workings of the female psyche...use it wisely
and girls...for god's sake, u know how difficult it is 2 find a good man...if it wuznt u wouldnt hafta go after other pplz...so put that time n effort into finding and sustaining yer own relationship...maybe the next time u find yerself a good man, you wont hafta be lookin over yer shoulder watchin for the knife flyin thru the air at yer back...
thank u for your attention
that is all...

7/25/2000 11:52:28 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments