Saturday, January 13, 2001

m'k...just real quick b4 i go to bed...thx to those of you who signed my guestbook!..ill be droppin by 2 sign yers soon i promise!!!

wubba u all!!!!
heh..i love ! marks...heh
1/13/2001 09:22:55 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says,"Well
son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call
me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so
we call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother,
we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to
his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to
the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole
and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy
say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you
think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working
Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
Future is in Deep Shit."

1/13/2001 06:58:17 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

go post on gary's message board so all the swearing and slamming of various computer components will not have been in vain...
1/13/2001 05:20:44 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

kathy-"Did that ever happen to you?"
gary-"What?"
kathy-"Unexpected erections?"
gary-"Yeah, every once in a while."
kathy-"Really?!?"
gary-"When I was in school...I'd lean over the desk so nobody would notice."
kathy-"Oh my God! Weren't you embarrassed?"
gary-"Well, yeah...but..."
kathy-"I used to see guys in school hunched over their desks all the time and couldn't figure out why....Now I know."
gary-"Yup, that's why..."
1/13/2001 05:19:44 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

Monday, January 08, 2001

hmmm...can't keep my public waiting...(dramatic pause followed immediately by equally dramatic bow)

sometimes i like 2 play games with cops..if im walking home and i see a cop car, i put my head down really quick n then depending on which direction the car is going, i either turn and walk the other way, or else let the car go by me and turn around and look n then start running...heh...sumtimes its sad how easily we are entertained...

speaking of being easily entertained...i went to a link from gary's blog last nite n omgosh what some ppl in this country can get away with posting and then turn right around and want to take that right away from other ppl...this guy...this "anti-porn guy" (im not puttin his link up here cuz i dun wanna contribute to this kind of mass hysteria if u wanna visit his page, look at gary's blog) has got 2 be one of THE most fucked up ppl ive ever seen online...n thinking of some of the people i know online n some of the pages ive visited online, thats saying quite a lot...

he wants 2 start some new moral order or some shit...saying the usual crap about hating "fags" and how they should be put in jail, and have to take the jobs that no other people in society want...and how everyone should have to go by a dress code of..what was it..o yeah...clothing up to the neck and at least 5 inches below the knees...and women should only wear dresses because "trousers" are NOT lady-like and jeans for women are often cut 2 be tight, revealing and suggestive...um..scuse me but when's the last time you COULDN'T see the outline of a guys dick in his pants..jeans or not...?...he goes on to say that all forms of sexual education in school should be outlawed, with exceptions being biology classes (with obvious elimination of any references to human reproductive areas), and the only thing about sex that SHOULD be mentioned in school is how evil it is, and how it should be "ignored, pretending it doesn't exsist" and encouraging students to rat out each other when sexual practice is suspected....he also goes on to say that any and all books, movies, music and web sites containing references to any sexual activity or language should be censored, and in fact outlawed, while later on in his own pages, he uses the words "circumsition", "clitoris" and describes in detail the supposed sexual acts of homosexuals, thus demanding the censorship of his own site...

he also suggests the immediate and total outlawing of tobacco and alcohol in the united states and mandatory fines and jail time for anyone caught to be in possession of said substances...bearing this in mind...he advocates strong moral and christian values and a return to christianity as a whole throughout the country...now..i may be just a hedonistic moron here but..if alcohol is outlawed, and prohabition is reinstated...where will his sunday mass be?..."This is My blood, drink it" etc...um...last time i checked...they used wine for this purpose...if alcohol is banned...theres gonna be alot of priests in jail i think...

he talks about how bad promiscuity is and even lists one of his favorite quotes from the bible as having the words "male prostitute" and "homosexuals" in it..something about these people not inheriting the kingdom of God (i looked it up by the way, the passage he mentions, and neither phrase is in there, but ill get back to that)...male prostitutes....so female prostitutes are ok?

they must be...Jesus himself hung out with one..Mary Magdelane (sp?) was a prostitute..and Jesus loved her (i think that goes back to the whole "love thy neighbor" "turn the other cheek" "let him who is without sin cast the first stone" bit, but i could be wrong...

getting back to the 2 phrases that are not in the bible in that particular passage...male prostitute and homosexual are not in there..i looked (yeah thats right, i own a bible..shut up...lol)...the only thing in there, which im assuming he took the liberty of translating for all us simpletons..is effeminate...effeminate i guess is the universal word for "queer, fag, gay, homo" etc. well, take it from me folks...i have met alot of gay men..and i know alot of straight ones, too...and alot of the straight men i know are pretty fuckin swishy..down right effeminate...come to think of it...some of the gay men ive known are pretty fuckin butch...

i think im done for the moment..i could go on and on and on..but im not gonna...right now...heh

i will do a poll question tho...totally unrelated to the above ranting...just mail me yer answers...ok..here goes...

of all the heavy metal bands of the '80's, who had the best big hair...only catch is..its gotta be a guy
i would put options up but i think ill get better answers if you pick em yerself...

ill post the answers next sunday or monday, the 14th or 15th, and ill tell gary to blog about it so yall know theres one up...
ok..so..ni nite n stuff =)
1/8/2001 03:06:38 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments