Friday, June 08, 2001

wama-llama-ding.. one time i was watching a porn version of jason and the argonauts and when they yelled "release the krakken" this black guy unzipped his pants. i hid my eyes, but sorta peeked a lil maybe
6/8/2001 01:49:08 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

Thursday, June 07, 2001

wama-llama-ding.. ur not the only one rubbing something on mid's teeth
6/7/2001 11:36:25 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

ins0mnia. Next time I got to Montreal, wanna tag with me? We'll get the hotel towels, twirl 'em up, and slap asses all sorts. I can't slap any men because that would just fortify Jan's theory of me 'n splooge
wama-llama-ding.. maybe u can thwack my heiney while i twirl on one toe like a music box ballerina. i'll even do the tchaikovsky toe hops so the towel doesnt hit my dick dead on
6/7/2001 11:06:27 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

ns0mnia. Man, I haven't had Cream of Wheat in so long. I used to have nightmares as a kid because the guy on the box looked like Aunt Jemima's brother and they'd both come after me with batter and the cream.

funkaliscious we all kno pizza thinks he carries a big stick
6/7/2001 11:02:50 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

wama-llama-ding.. mid i saw u today
mid. again erik?
wama-llama-ding.. not really, but i thought of u
wama-llama-ding.. u were in a nightie
wama-llama-ding.. a saran wrap one
ns0mnia. This has masturbation written all over it.

6/7/2001 10:44:57 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

wama-llama-ding.. if i ever meet thadd the first thing i'm doing is giving him the heil hitler salute, then begin a never ending series of pringles once u pop u cant stop mouth pops
6/7/2001 10:34:59 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

egomaniacal Kick to your penis pump!
Gordon oman i should get one of those since im not getting a vibrating pussy now
funkaliscious i thought u wanted the vibrating anus?
Gordon yeah that shit is mine for real
funkaliscious u should make a plaster of ur ass n then when ppl say go fuck urself u can do it
funkaliscious and u can get it on with ur bad self gordon
egomaniacal Like Michael Jackson.
Gordon eww im not that white
egomaniacal Oh wait, Michael Jackson got it on with prepubescent boys.
Gordon yeah see i like prepubescent girls
Gordon HIDE YOUR SHEEP

6/7/2001 06:10:27 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

Funky_Alex-B I am examining my testicles for abnormalities.
Gordon examine mine next!
Funky_Alex-B (Yes)
Funky_Alex-B My dog has one huge ball and one tiny ball.
Gordon l0l
Funky_Alex-B He needs to get them chopped off by the vet.
Gordon aww
Funky_Alex-B Sucks to be him.
Gordon ns
Funky_Alex-B Imagine waking up weak and dizzy with no balls? Bad medicine.
Gordon hardcore medicine
Funky_Alex-B His big ball is weird.
Gordon how's it taste
Funky_Alex-B Delicious.
Gordon mmm
Funky_Alex-B I think my balls are Ok.
Gordon no abnormalities?
Gordon nice n smooth?
Funky_Alex-B Yes. I grabbed them and coughed a few times. I believe I'm in perfect health.
Funky_Alex-B I'm going to examine my prostate next. (Surpryz)
6/7/2001 04:06:53 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments

ok blog worthy event..this dream that i had this afternoon before i woke up..heh..n i member most of it so thats why its blogworthy

ok so im (for some ungodly reason) at my dad's house, and on the phone tryin to make arrangments for everybody online 2 meet...so we decide, ok we'll all converge on erik in new orleans....so ok so we all start out at various points around the country...and all (including erik) meet sumplace where its very cold..i dunno where this place was but we all ended up meeting there...and sumbody brought like 4 or 5 bags of donuts with them and in each of the bags of donuts was a lil tiny puppy....that looked like a donut....and each puppy was wearin a lil tiny wool hat...lol..
so we have the puppies and the donuts and we all start out again toward erik's house...and somehow i got separated from the group and ended up getting there first
so im looking through all these sets of keys that i have and also at the same time trying to figure out which apt is erik's n then i member the apt # is 9c...so i start up the stairs to the third floor and when i get there, i can hear everybody else start to come into the building..and in the hallway outside erik's apt theres all this furniture, real old stuff...really really big furniture, too...like not apt sized furniture but really HUGE furniture, old dressers and stuff....so i finally find the key to the apt and unlock the door and go to turn on the lightswitch, and instead of the light comin on, this stereo comes on and starts playin this showtuney type music, but REALLY loudly...lol
so i flip the switch off again and just then everybody else comes in and erik's like "yeah, you hafta turn on the lamp with the lamp switch cuz the wall one is hooked to the stereo" m'k like thanks for that info now that im deaf...
so he turns on the light and everybody comes into the apt and puts down their bags of donuts with the puppies with wool hats in them and i look around and see erik's ladder placed directly under a light bulb (lol) and then for some reason someone comes out of a back room and starts laughing and pointing at erik and then asks him why...why why...and then...and this is the funny part..
erik does that micheal jackson black or white video morph thing and morphs into jamie lee curtis and show tuney music starts playing and erik (as jamie lee curtis) starts to sing a song about why he wears ladies underwear.....

i dun know what it means but i just thought it was blogworthy...ok?

ok....
6/7/2001 03:25:18 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments