Monday, June 11, 2001

just think about that the next time you feel the need to say the word 'drugs' with a 3 in it you piece of sh3t
6/11/2001 05:29:06 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments

this is for all the hypocrites out there...the one's who censor themselves in chat and would make sailors blush in im's
-raises b3er can

Daniel_McCann_Rice hey
imasexysheepie daniel.. do you have other pics?
Daniel_McCann_Rice yes
imasexysheepie sexy ones?
Daniel_McCann_Rice do you?
imasexysheepie yes
Daniel_McCann_Rice no I don't do that
imasexysheepie do you want mine?
Daniel_McCann_Rice they are all G rated
Daniel_McCann_Rice G rated ones?
imasexysheepie no
Daniel_McCann_Rice sheepie don't put me in a tough situation please...
Daniel_McCann_Rice other girls have done that and it alienates us...
imasexysheepie ok daniel.
imasexysheepie you dont want to turn me on?
Daniel_McCann_Rice I don't do that. I am sorry.
imasexysheepie you want to hear me cum daniel?
imasexysheepie do you even knwo what i sound like?
Daniel_McCann_Rice that's you in your av isn't it?
Daniel_McCann_Rice no I don't
imasexysheepie do you like me?
Daniel_McCann_Rice your av looks cute that turns me on enough
imasexysheepie it does?
Daniel_McCann_Rice I like your personality too..you seem fun.
imasexysheepie so this is why you want to date me?
Daniel_McCann_Rice how old are you?
imasexysheepie hwo superficial daniel. you only like me for my looks
Daniel_McCann_Rice I said personality too.
Daniel_McCann_Rice you hit on me first!
imasexysheepie well daniel, i dont like your looks
Daniel_McCann_Rice ok
imasexysheepie so you think my eyes are sexy daniel?
Daniel_McCann_Rice yes
Daniel_McCann_Rice what did you like about me that you hit on me?
imasexysheepie i didnt hit on you daniel
imasexysheepie show me your pics
Daniel_McCann_Rice or sarcastically hit on me...
Daniel_McCann_Rice they are all just pics of me from different angles
imasexysheepie there must be a better one tho
Daniel_McCann_Rice probably the same caliber
imasexysheepie hmm would you liek it if i stripped in front of you daniel?
Daniel_McCann_Rice I like girs.
Daniel_McCann_Rice girls.
imasexysheepie then slid onto the edge of your computer table, right in front of your chair?
Daniel_McCann_Rice sheepie
Daniel_McCann_Rice how old are you?
imasexysheepie 20
Daniel_McCann_Rice I been doing this chat thing for like 5 years now...
imasexysheepie 4 years
Daniel_McCann_Rice I went through a "stage"
Daniel_McCann_Rice but I don't really don't do that now
imasexysheepie daniel.. shut up and answer the question
imasexysheepie would you liek it?
Daniel_McCann_Rice sure I would
imasexysheepie would you just sit and look at me or what?
Daniel_McCann_Rice depends
imasexysheepie on?
Daniel_McCann_Rice If we really wanted each other and were trying hard to get the other aroused.
imasexysheepie hmm well id be sitting in front of your face with my legs spread naked.. is that nto enought o arouse you?
Daniel_McCann_Rice well yeah as long as I wasn't paying for it and we got along well
imasexysheepie aww you pay for sex daniel?
Daniel_McCann_Rice my older brother tried to get me to do that once about ten years ago
Daniel_McCann_Rice I didn't go through with it.
imasexysheepie are you a virgin daniel?
imasexysheepie would you liek it if i fucked u?
Daniel_McCann_Rice well yeah if we got along well
imasexysheepie i dont knwo what you like, you tell me.
Daniel_McCann_Rice I just like a pretty girl who has a lil or a lot above average on things guys like...and you have the right eyes so that's good.
imasexysheepie what else?
Daniel_McCann_Rice My sister n law thinks I like taller and thinner women..so maybe that.
imasexysheepie im 5"10
imasexysheepie now do you want to fuck me?
Daniel_McCann_Rice well I prolly would..
imasexysheepie how?
Daniel_McCann_Rice how would I like to do that...
Daniel_McCann_Rice umm
Daniel_McCann_Rice lol
imasexysheepie come on daniel.. it will make me horny..
Daniel_McCann_Rice I got Lenny Kravitz on so that probably won't work
imasexysheepie mm i like lenny
Daniel_McCann_Rice let me try U
Daniel_McCann_Rice 2
Daniel_McCann_Rice he just isn't doing it for me right now
Daniel_McCann_Rice but earlier tonight I was thinking some old U2 might be good with a girl
Daniel_McCann_Rice hey what's your name sheepie?
imasexysheepie tracy
Daniel_McCann_Rice Hi Tracy.
imasexysheepie daniel.. tell me what you woudl do to me
Daniel_McCann_Rice I used to sing that bingo song as a kid alot.
Daniel_McCann_Rice I need to get my first kiss sometime.
imasexysheepie u havent kissed a girl befoee?
Daniel_McCann_Rice nope
imasexysheepie why not?
Daniel_McCann_Rice cause I am not very aggressive with women..
imasexysheepie a girl hasnt kissed you before?
Daniel_McCann_Rice not that I know of....this one pretty girl walked me home after a party one time where I had passed out and then I passed out again at her place but I don't think anything happened..
imasexysheepie how old are you?
Daniel_McCann_Rice I was weird between 16-25...I am 32.
Daniel_McCann_Rice but 16-25 is when alot of that stuff starts..
imasexysheepie your 32 and you have never been kissed or had sex?
Daniel_McCann_Rice when I was 16 some 12 year old tried to seduce me once...
Daniel_McCann_Rice and one time in college I had oral performed on me after a party..never saw her again..but she wasn't much I was just drunk..
Daniel_McCann_Rice didn't orgasm in either
Daniel_McCann_Rice the 12 year old was pretty hot..but I just wasn't into it too much
Daniel_McCann_Rice really didn't know what to do
Daniel_McCann_Rice mostly just petting
imasexysheepie eww 12 years old?
Daniel_McCann_Rice she hit on me she was my best friend's cousin at a new years eve party
imasexysheepie eww 12 years????!!!
Daniel_McCann_Rice yeah 12
Daniel_McCann_Rice weird
Daniel_McCann_Rice she must have been abused or something to know so much about it
Daniel_McCann_Rice she also had some like really small condoms so she may have been doing it already with kids her age
Daniel_McCann_Rice I dunno.
imasexysheepie ugh. i keep gettignbooted.. tell me about the girly
Daniel_McCann_Rice oh yeah
Daniel_McCann_Rice I was 16.
Daniel_McCann_Rice We were having a lil New Years day party.
Daniel_McCann_Rice all boys playing spin the doctor..so g3y..but then one of the guy's cousin stops in...and it just led into I and her simulating sex with a pillow between us..
Daniel_McCann_Rice then later some petting...I wasn't too aroused..
Daniel_McCann_Rice spin the bottle
imasexysheepie with a 12 year old tho?
Daniel_McCann_Rice I was 16...I always had a thing for her.
imasexysheepie with a 12 year old??!!
Daniel_McCann_Rice actually just three school grades...
imasexysheepie shut up and tell me the first time you whacked off
Daniel_McCann_Rice to a full orgasm?
imasexysheepie yes
Daniel_McCann_Rice I was 16...I whacked off to Madonna's Like a Virgin album cover..was a starting linebacker on the football team ....as a junior in high school
imasexysheepie you played football and never scored a chick?
Daniel_McCann_Rice so I did that the first time like six months after the thing with the young girl
Daniel_McCann_Rice so nothing would have happened
Daniel_McCann_Rice I had a girlfriend..
Daniel_McCann_Rice but she was sexually abused as a child so I just kind of was a listener to her all the time..
Daniel_McCann_Rice I have had girl's mumble under their breath "wanna fuck" and didn't go through with it...but I also with a hot chick did that once...and it didn't work which it wouldn't for most people
Daniel_McCann_Rice I was a very serious sports player ..I didn't look at it as a vehicle for scoring chicks.
Daniel_McCann_Rice I still am a very serious player.
Daniel_McCann_Rice play basketball several hours almost everyday
imasexysheepie yeah ok.. so tell me somethgin dirty to turn me on
Daniel_McCann_Rice maybe I can get a raincheck..?
imasexysheepie no
Daniel_McCann_Rice I will brb.
Daniel_McCann_Rice lol
Daniel_McCann_Rice ok hold on a sec
imasexysheepie ok
Daniel_McCann_Rice back
imasexysheepie wb
Daniel_McCann_Rice gotta new guy?
imasexysheepie you jealous?
Daniel_McCann_Rice I dunno.
Daniel_McCann_Rice Don't know him.
imasexysheepie dont be jealous daniel
Daniel_McCann_Rice I ain't.
imasexysheepie good
imasexysheepie waiting..
Daniel_McCann_Rice hold on
Daniel_McCann_Rice so yeah....did I pass your test??
imasexysheepie no
Daniel_McCann_Rice I feel like you know what ages are supposed to start whacking at.
Daniel_McCann_Rice boys that is
imasexysheepie tell me somethgin sexy
Daniel_McCann_Rice I am against piercing really..but my last vp gf actually had a nipple peirced.
imasexysheepie thats not sexy
Daniel_McCann_Rice I am not in the mood sorry.....I am at the age where it becomes difficult to put out more than once a day..and I used my bullet earlier tonight whacking..
Daniel_McCann_Rice I remember being 20 could push out like 7 of em a day.
imasexysheepie oh, tell me about it
Daniel_McCann_Rice tell you about the bullet I used tonight??
imasexysheepie about whacking off
Daniel_McCann_Rice oh I see
Daniel_McCann_Rice you know I have gotten girls off on here before...but it works better when I am working on myself as well...usually one person gets all the attention then the other..if not too tired...sometimes it go
Daniel_McCann_Rice goes every other day
imasexysheepie wanna make me?
Daniel_McCann_Rice a sandwich \?
Daniel_McCann_Rice lol
imasexysheepie no
Daniel_McCann_Rice We need to get on the same page..
Daniel_McCann_Rice cause I got into that years ago
Daniel_McCann_Rice but I need to be horny too
Daniel_McCann_Rice otherwise I can't go through with it
imasexysheepie i dont make you horny daniel?
Daniel_McCann_Rice yes you do
Daniel_McCann_Rice but I am tired.
Daniel_McCann_Rice catch me at like midnight..
Daniel_McCann_Rice I will take you into the next day!
imasexysheepie no, now
Daniel_McCann_Rice If you were like right here physically I wouldn't have a problem...but too much effort doing a mental fuck right now sorry.
imasexysheepie well then no other time sorry
imasexysheepie im goign to find a new vp boyfriend
imasexysheepie bye

6/11/2001 05:21:58 AM | immortalize me | 21 comments