Wednesday, April 10, 2002

here's my madlib from the one erik submitted:

"In retrospect, lighting the newspaper was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the penguin," Ben Pepperdine told bemused animal masterbaters in the Severe Burns Unit of St. Louis Hospital. Ben and his homosexual partner Paul "poopiebutt" Everheart, had been admitted for floppy treatment after a masterbating session had gone seriously wrong.

"I peeled a cardboard banana up his big toe and slipped Spot, our penguin, in," he explained. "As usual, poopiebutt shouted out "COCK RAPING DONKEY FUCKER!!!", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Spot but he wouldn't come out again, so I wanked the banana into the big toe again and struck a newspaper, thinking the sword might attract him." At a pearled press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.

"The newspaper ignited a hot crossed bun of intestinal widget and a flame shot out the swing, igniting Mr Everheart's tonsils and severely burning his big toe. It also set fire to the penguin's earlobe and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger hot crossed bun of widget further up the tonsils, propelling the penguin out like a butterfinger." Pepperdine suffered second degree burns and a broken nostril from the impact of the penguin, while Everheart suffered first and second degree burns to his big toe and lower tonsils."
4/10/2002 11:48:06 PM | immortalize me | 21 comments